Did you know bound collections of National Geographic issues can generate enough static to create lightning? Wow!

Scary wilderness scene

Scary downtown scene

The gravedigger gets his own cart.

Everyone comes outside to greet the visitor.

Peeking inside we can see all the activity in the house.

The east wing

The west wing

The undead chef is making his specialty, snake.

This kitchen is a mess. How can an undead chef work in these conditions? I'm calling management.

Drac: Who dares disturb our slumber?

Mrs. Drac: We're not supposed to sleep in a bed anyway! Where are our coffins?

Drac: Stop nagging! I'll dig them up in the morning... (stomp, stomp, stomp)

Where is my evening potion?!

I'm unnerved by the antlers above our bed. They look like robot arms!

Ghosty likes the rich sound you only get from vinyl.

See the folded up ladder on the right?

That ladder is how the undead chef gets to the top floor.

Just like the bright colors of the poisonous dart frog warn predators to stay away, so does the nighttime glow of the ghosts warns horny teenagers to stay away.

Some times it feels like I'm just limping through life.

Classic Frank

Frank is so proud of his ship in a bottle.